MAYBE HE SHOULD OFFER IT TO SNOTTY JANVRIN ,HE'D HAVE IT AND WEAR THE KNICKERS TOO

Sir Salman Rushdie eh? What about Sir Mickey Mouse and Sir Popeye as well as Dame Olive Oil. Dennis the menace could get the order of the bath, his knees were always dirty. Can anyone take the Old Dart seriously any more. What a shame such good people have been governed in such a way. I can think of another anthem "don't cry for me United Kingdom" and think about those who have paid the ultimate sacrifice for their country, only for it to become an embarrasment on the world stage. Lest We Forget


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All that is required for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing

THE LIKES OF COWPAT KUSHTI,WELL AIN'T IT STRANGE,COMES HERE,WRITES A BOOK,THAT OFFENDS HIS RELIGION OF CHOICE,ENDS UP WITH A DEATH SENTENCE,THEN GETS 10,000,0000 QUIDS WORTH OF PROTECTION,WE THEN ALLOW RELIGIOUS FANATICS,TO PREACH HATE & MURDER ON THE STREETS OF OUR COUNTRY,wHILE SUPPORTING THEIR LIFESTYLE,MEANWHILE PENSIONERS GET BANGED UP FOR NON PAYMENT OF COUNCIL TAX,AND £100,000.00p P.A. DOCTORS TELL YOU YOU HAVE TO LOSE YOUR SIGHT IN ONE EYE,BEFORE TREATMENT. MEANWHILE NORTH OF THE BORDER,ANY CONNECTION TO SCOTLAND IS ENTIRELY DELIBERATE,AS UP THERE,IT SEEMS EVERYTHING IS FREE,FUNDED TO EXCESS BY THE REST OF US ,UNIVERSITY,PRESCRIPTIONS,DRUG TREATMENTS,ELDERLY CARE, NOWT PERSONAL ,I WOULD LIKE A REFERENDUM ON SCOTLAND'S INDEPENDANCE MYSELF,AND NATURALLY A FUNDER OF THEIR POLITICS IS A KNIGHT TOO,AS WELL AS BEING ,WAIT FOR IT..... A TAX EXILE,A CLUE TO HIS I.D. SIR SAWN NUNNERY. HOW ABOUT AN UPRISING IN SCOTLAND REFUSE ALL THIS HELP OVER AND ABOVE ENGLAND,ALL IN THE NAME OF UNITY ,AND EQUALITY YOU UNDERSTAND

StanW and Barry

I found "You'll never walk alone" somewhat dificult to put
words to. However, I humbly offer my little effort which
fits nicely to the tune for 'And did those feet in Ancient times'


BRITAIN’S NEW UNPLEASANT LAND
(ENGLAND’S GREEN AND PLEASANT LAND)

And did those rules, from ancient times
Stop us from wearing our award?
And Civil Servants did commit
What is in fact a ghastly fraud.
They misinterpret rules and yet,
Were not aware of The Gazzette;
So we shall wear it now;
With joyful roars
will say to MOD – UP YOURS!

Hope you like it,

David

PS: for those who may find the ending crude, it may be replaced
as follows:

".............wear it now;
All in accord;
Our graciously conferred award.



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How about asking THE ZIMMERS to include it on their next LP ?

Mike O.
Ex RAF Borneo

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I promise not to write anymore lyrics.

Edward Elgar - Pomp and Circumstance March No.1 (Words? I forget!)

Land of class distinction
Splendid for the few,
Why should we extol thee
Who have fought for you?
Wider still and wider
Are the boundaries set –
You can wear your medals
We can’t wear ours yet;
(cor blimey /or 2,3,4 )
You can wear your medals
We can’t wear ours yet.

Ah! But things are changing;
Constant battles fought;
Lords, MPs and Public
Give their full support.
Our campaign gets stronger
Fight-4’ers really care,
Ever, ever onwards
For the right to wear;
(cor blimey /or 2,3,4)
Ever, ever onwards
For the right to wear.

The Queen gave her permission
For the medal award,
But our civil servants
Per-pe-trated a fraud.
Ah! they’ve been discovered;
Now we wait and see
If those who gave a promise
Will give us Victory.
((count) 2,3)
If those who gave a promise
Will give us Victory.

"the promise" - the promise to review given by the Conservatives.



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Mighty clever stuff David....congrats.....


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