Correct Gerry, but only one difference for us 'the great unwashed' as you so politely put it, is that PC Plod will jump on us quicker than Fat John said 'get em down Trace' and we would be before the beak and fined two million quid, or is that for smoking in a pub in Scotland? I can't really remember. I would rather be Fat John whom PC Plod says it would be a waste of police resources to bang up than that poor woman who put the wrong rubbish in the wrong bin. Boy is she for it for such a henious crime.
Also on the subject of the Paper Tigers and their little tiptoers in the civil service who think they can order us about, who or what is Elleri Pengelly, Deputy Ceremonial Officer, who issues instructions and rules, particularly the one that if you have dual Australian nationality you can wear the PJM in Australia. I would suggest that this a Pengelly 'big boob' but I do not know if the Deputy Ceremonial Officer is male or female and to suggest such a thing would not be correct. Is she trying to help the home office on the immigration scandal by suggesting that we all emigrate to Australia where we could go about basking on Bondi beach with our PJM pinned to our trunks.
So, Eleri Pengelly, if you read this, and I am sure you do, get in touch and tell us something about yourself ie male or female. It would be nice to know whom we are being rude to but we would have to watch these possible sexual type comments, only Fat John would get away with that.